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Anonymous asked: IF YOURE READING THIS YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK. SINCERELY THE MAN COW THAT FLEW AWAY, ASTEROID AND STRIPPER.
OMFG HOW IS A COW TYPING ON TUMBLR?! ALALALLALALALALALALALAL! YOU CONFUSE ME, ASTEROID! HAVE YOU CALLED THE USA YET? AND DID YOU DIAL UP HEY ZEUS? HE EXPRESSED SOME INTEREST.
BUT I THINK YOU NEED AN UPDATE: WE ARE NO LONGER GOING TO BE STRIPPERS OR WORK AT HOOTERS. WE ARE GOING TO GET FAT AND SQUISH THE SCHOOL.
SINCERELY, IDK WHO I AM. WOOT WOOT.
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